老婆 二奶 小蜜 小姐

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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">、老婆是操作系统，一旦安装卸载十分麻烦；二奶是互联网，风光无限花钱不断；小蜜是桌布，只要你有兴趣天天可以更换；小姐是盗版软件，用时记着先杀毒。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">、老婆是字画，挂得发了黄也不能换；二奶是年历，每年都得换新鲜；小蜜是月历，三十天的时间足够长了；小姐是日历，过了今天，撕了又是新的开始。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">、老婆是挂面汤，虽然温暖但过于平淡；二奶是肯得基，投着洋味吃多了又腻人；小蜜是涮羊肉，吃得就是那种膻味；小姐是麻辣烫，只要你能叫上的菜就有的卖。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;4</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">、老婆是期刊杂志，你选择了她就得有所付出；二奶是小说，从头到尾读完很累；小蜜是散文诗，形散神聚，隽永悠远；小姐是连环画，人人可读，物美价廉。</span></p>