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大学生一定要理解的十四件事情
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">大学生一定要理解的十四件事情<span lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com fficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">1.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">珍惜仅有的的四年好好学习专业知识<span lang=EN-US>,</span>不要说什么锻炼能力<span lang=EN-US>,</span>发展素质教育<span lang=EN-US>,</span>上大学后你其实已经发现只有初中高中的东西你现在用得最多<span lang=EN-US>!</span>能力是以知识为基础的<span lang=EN-US>!UNIVERSITY</span>不是由你玩四年<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">2.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">谈一场轰轰烈烈的爱情<span lang=EN-US>,</span>让你能够在这样物欲横流的社会里理解什么叫纯洁<span lang=EN-US>!</span>为的是走出校园后能够有这样一种明净单纯的回忆<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">3.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">至少有一样课余爱好<span lang=EN-US>,</span>它会让你在无聊的时间里有宣泄的用武之地<span lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">4.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">尽可能少逃课<span lang=EN-US>,</span>如果按你一年五千的学费来算的话<span lang=EN-US>,</span>一节课意味着你丢了<span lang=EN-US>4.16666</span>元钱<span lang=EN-US>(</span>一年<span lang=EN-US>40</span>周<span lang=EN-US>,</span>也就是<span lang=EN-US>200</span>天课<span lang=EN-US>,</span>一天算六节吧<span lang=EN-US>,</span>总共<span lang=EN-US>1200</span>节课<span lang=EN-US>)!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">5.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">不应该缺少大学生应该有的素质<span lang=EN-US>,</span>要习惯一些事情<span lang=EN-US>,</span>对任何事要理智的看待<span lang=EN-US>,</span>切忌无病呻吟地整天喊<span lang=EN-US>”</span>堕落与颓废<span lang=EN-US>”.</span>不关你的事就由他去吧<span lang=EN-US>.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">6.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">理解食堂阿姨们<span lang=EN-US>,</span>她们工资也不高<span lang=EN-US>,</span>也就<span lang=EN-US>500—600</span>块吧<span lang=EN-US>.</span>她们想拿奖金的话<span lang=EN-US>,BOSS</span>只有从你们身上扣点<span lang=EN-US>,</span>别端着碗有沙子的白饭喊着<span lang=EN-US>:”</span>这碗沙子里有米耶<span lang=EN-US>”!</span>她们年纪大了<span lang=EN-US>,</span>更年期的女人容易掉头发<span lang=EN-US>,</span>偶尔在菜里面发现了<span lang=EN-US>,</span>别动不动就投诉<span lang=EN-US>,</span>那会扣她们的奖金<span lang=EN-US>!2</span>块钱有饭有菜了<span lang=EN-US>,</span>你还指望什么<span lang=EN-US>?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">7.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">如果家还算富有<span lang=EN-US>,</span>可以穿<span lang=EN-US>NIKE,ADIDAS,</span>有钱没有错<span lang=EN-US>!</span>但是没钱也没有错<span lang=EN-US>!</span>毕竟在学校穿的太差<span lang=EN-US>,</span>自己心里不自然<span lang=EN-US>!</span>建议穿些森马<span lang=EN-US>,FEEL100%,</span>贵人鸟特步等比较便宜也适合学生的牌子<span lang=EN-US>,</span>最好在有折扣的时候<span lang=EN-US>!</span>建议放弃考虑安踏，李宁，邦威<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">8.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">不要买手机<span lang=EN-US>,</span>首先在学校你确实没有那么多事情<span lang=EN-US>!</span>其次是中国移动如何优惠<span lang=EN-US>,</span>如何让利<span lang=EN-US>,</span>它一个月也要从你身上赚个<span lang=EN-US>60—70!</span>那够你吃一个星期食堂了吧<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">9.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">如果有电脑不要用它来看碟<span lang=EN-US>,</span>玩游戏<span lang=EN-US>,</span>聊天<span lang=EN-US>,</span>学点平面设计<span lang=EN-US>,</span>编程<span lang=EN-US>,</span>系统操作等实用的东西<span lang=EN-US>,</span>那对你以后绝对有用<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">10.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">切记不要参加学生干部的竞选<span lang=EN-US>,</span>它会提早助长你的官僚作风<span lang=EN-US>!</span>让你明白<span lang=EN-US>,</span>政治是个腐朽黑暗的玩意<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">11.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">不要以为离开了家就是一种解脱<span lang=EN-US>,</span>也不要以为你不想家<span lang=EN-US>,</span>而家里就不想你<span lang=EN-US>.</span>你应当明白<span lang=EN-US>,</span>对你爸妈讲<span lang=EN-US>,</span>大学生有成千上万个<span lang=EN-US>,</span>而儿子只有一个<span lang=EN-US>!</span>隔三差五给家里报个平安<span lang=EN-US>,</span>一句问候就可以了<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">12.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">如果失恋了<span lang=EN-US>,</span>千万不要喝酒<span lang=EN-US>,</span>抽烟来发泄自己<span lang=EN-US>!</span>伤身体你可以勉强说是自己的无所谓<span lang=EN-US>,</span>可是烟酒可能是爸妈一天的工资<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">13.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">中国的文化和历史可以做你自己的镜子<span lang=EN-US>!</span>大学毕业了<span lang=EN-US>,</span>别连《红楼梦》讲的什么事情都不知道<span lang=EN-US>!</span>多看点书<span lang=EN-US>,</span>让你相信还有精神的存在<span lang=EN-US>,</span>中国人缺乏信仰已经让自己无地自容了<span lang=EN-US>,</span>不要搞的自己像没有灵魂的躯壳<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 新宋体"><span style="mso-list: Ignore">14.<span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 新宋体">不要看不起民工<span lang=EN-US>,</span>妓女<span lang=EN-US>.</span>我们祖先连做民工的资本也没有<span lang=EN-US>,</span>或者母系氏族时代<span lang=EN-US>,</span>妓女是一种潮流<span lang=EN-US>!</span>社会在变<span lang=EN-US>,</span>我们应该理智地用历史眼光看待问题<span lang=EN-US>!</span>他们有自己的苦衷<span lang=EN-US>!</span>而错误也不在于他们<span lang=EN-US>!</span>是社会<span lang=EN-US>!</span>别成天喊着反日<span lang=EN-US>,</span>应该多了解自己的历史<span lang=EN-US>,</span>一个连自己的历史都不懂的人是没有资格开口闭口反对别人的民族的<span lang=EN-US>!</span>话说回来<span lang=EN-US>,</span>我们能够做的就是抵制日货<span lang=EN-US>,</span>让它失去<span lang=EN-US>6—7</span>成的市场<span lang=EN-US>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> |
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发表于 2007-12-4 12:33