〖网罗天下〗十种能让老师吐血的极品学生[图]

徐梦影

<table class=contentTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><tbody><tr><td style="FONT-SIZE: 12px"><br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img.qbar.qq.com/cgi-bin/img?uuid=__dcca3607beb649419fff7e65b0ddb5fb" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.8624593347992728 height=60 src="http://img.qbar.qq.com/cgi-bin/img?uuid=__dcca3607beb649419fff7e65b0ddb5fb" width=670 border=0 /></a><wbr><br />&nbsp;<br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/28/0004083646.gif" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.944924853783498 height=66 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/28/0004083646.gif" width=304 border=0 /></a><wbr><br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/18/0004028342.gif" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.33320696683248846 height=21 src="http://img.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/18/0004028342.gif" width=601 border=0 /></a><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color=#ff6600>〖原文地址〗</font><wbr></font><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://user.qzone.qq.com/703049/blog/1194894575" target=_blank><font style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color=#ff6600>http://user.qzone.qq.com/703049/blog/1194894575</font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color=#ff6600>【进行投票】</font><wbr></font><wbr><br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/28/0004083641.gif" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.7963444182663866 height=70 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/28/0004083641.gif" width=100 border=0 /></a><wbr><br />1.圣人型（垃圾桶型）<br />&nbsp;<br />学名：模范学生；俗名：好学生；浑名：书呆子?(其它别号无数，不及备载…)&nbsp;<br /><br />特征：上课笔记，照单全录之乎者也，决不遗漏&nbsp;<br /><br />功能：考前总笔记出处&nbsp;<br /><br />座右铭：一笔走遍天下&nbsp;<br /><br />出没地点：80%以上出现在一至三排，讲桌前面&nbsp;<br /><br />理想职业：拾荒者&nbsp;<br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241047.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.336585391236218 height=299 src="http://img.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241047.jpg" width=343 border=0 /></a><wbr><br /><br />&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">2.标准型&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：专业学生&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：上课浑浑噩噩，下课快快乐乐&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：保持班级人数，维护师长尊严&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：有笔记就抄，有考试就考&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：幅员辽阔&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：公务员</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241048.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.6103076296526098 height=320 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241048.jpg" width=400 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /><br />&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">3.一心N用型&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：地下学生&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：状似用功，实藏玄机，举头有老师，低头别洞天&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：磨练老师耐心&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：一寸光阴一寸金&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：依段数高明分布，原则以技术高者为前&nbsp;。&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：编辑人员</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241050.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.007762315134083653 height=456 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241050.jpg" width=359 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /><br />&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana>4.老僧入定型&nbsp;</font><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：标本学生&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：下棋高手，钓鱼能人，魔音贯耳，不动其心&nbsp;…&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：维护教室安宁………（打呼者除外）&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：以不应变万变&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：分布广泛，90%为间歇性发作&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：灵煤</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241053.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.15971103066179448 height=239 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241053.jpg" width=392 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><br />&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana>5.灵魂出窍型</font><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：超能力学生&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：神游太虚，来去自如，偶而傻笑，自得其乐&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：寻找中……………&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：无入而不自得&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：呈点状分布，82%散布中间&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：精神病院住户</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241058.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.3343304712462349 height=248 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241058.jpg" width=363 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma></font><wbr>&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana>6.穿梭自如型&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：业余学生&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：有缘身在同班中，不识其人真面目&nbsp;?&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：消耗剩余之公假单！&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：来无影，去无踪，神龙见首不见尾&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：…………………（有他的座位吗？)&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：间谍</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241059.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.2703003501476637 height=444 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241059.jpg" width=313 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr>&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana>7．稳如泰山型&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：霸王学生&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：画地为王，地盘稳固，横行霸道，目中无师…&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：加速老师血液循环&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：只要我喜欢，有什么不可以！！&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：最后一排&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：山寨寨主</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241063.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.8065617663159896 height=291 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241063.jpg" width=419 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr>&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana>8．无耻乱问型&nbsp;</font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：问题学生－又名：爱迪生&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：懂也问，不懂也问&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：训练师－长口才&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：知之为不知，不知为不知，是知也。&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：人数稀少，多具惯常性发作倾向&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：立法委员</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241068.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.09765893587383162 height=291 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241068.jpg" width=308 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><br />&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana>9．自言自语型&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：自闭学生&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特征：絮语繁杂，叨叨不休（严重者手舞足蹈，不能自己…)&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：增加上课情绪&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：老师说，我也说，老师不说，我还是说&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：星状分布&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：广播人</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241069.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.3005053488862522 height=277 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241069.jpg" width=407 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><br />&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Verdana>10．无辜倒霉形&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">学名：无辜学生－又名：衰鬼&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">特微：因迟到没位子，被迫坐在前面对老师傻笑。&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">功能：不致于全班阵亡，使老师没面子?&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">座右铭：我下一次一定不迟到了&nbsp;！！&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">出没地点：前面三排&nbsp;</font><wbr><br /><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">理想职业：老人看护</font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241070.jpg" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.026915111141997627 height=427 src="http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/10/28/0004241070.jpg" width=400 border=0 /></a><wbr></font><wbr><br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://img.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/18/0004028342.gif" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.35082450200829285 height=21 src="http://img.pcpop.com/upimg3/2007/9/18/0004028342.gif" width=601 border=0 /></a><wbr>&nbsp;<br /><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=Tahoma><font style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color=#ff6600>〖原文地址〗</font><wbr></font><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://user.qzone.qq.com/703049/blog/1194894575" target=_blank><font style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color=#ff6600>http://user.qzone.qq.com/703049/blog/1194894575</font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="FONT-SIZE: x-small; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color=#ff6600>【</font><wbr></font><wbr><br /></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></font><wbr></td></tr></tbody></table>

懒惰的虫子

张佑赫...<IMG src="http://400.com.cn/images/Emotions/55.gif">

恩是魏萌

<BLOCKQUOTE><STRONG>引用</STRONG>：<HR>原文由 <B>懒惰的虫子</B> 发表于 <I>2007-8-31 14:33:25</I> :<BR>张佑赫...<IMG src="http://400.com.cn/images/Emotions/55.gif"> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>不落的太阳？？？

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