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< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">中文系——奇文共欣赏，疑义相与析。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">经济系——问以经济策，茫若堕烟雾。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">历史系——春花秋月何时了，往事知多少？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">地理系——三万里河东入海，五千仞山上摩天。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大一女生——杨家有女初长成，养在深闺人未识。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大二女生——后宫佳丽三千人，三千宠爱在一身。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大三女生——花开堪折直须折，莫待无花空折枝！</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大四女生——秋已无多，早是败荷衰柳。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大一男生——强整帽檐欹侧，曾经向天涯搔首。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大二男生——片宋玉情怀，十分卫郎清瘦。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大三男生——当时共我赏花人，点检如今无一半。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大四男生——劝君莫作独醒人，烂醉花间应有数。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">晚自习——天阶夜色凉如水，坐看牵牛织女星。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">专业课——赤日炎炎似火烧，野田稻禾半枯焦。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">下课铃——忽如一夜春风来，千树万树梨花开。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">期末考试——问君能有几多愁，恰似一江春水向东流。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">公布四级成绩——月子弯弯照九州，几家欢乐几家愁。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">考试——纵有健妇把锄犁，禾生陇亩无东西。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">考研——今年瘦，非干病酒，不是悲秋。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">竞选失败——夜阑卧听风吹雨，铁马冰河入梦来。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">需重修者——无可奈何花落去，似曾相识燕归来。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">被劝退者——风萧萧兮易水寒，壮士一去兮不复还。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">计算机系的毕业生——炙手可热势绝伦。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">女生宿舍——墙里佳人墙外道，墙里佳人笑。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">男生宿舍——被翻红浪，起来人未梳头。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">课室——昔人已乘黄鹤去，此地空余黄鹤楼。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">开班会——含情欲说宫中事，鹦鹉前头不敢言。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">交班费——县官急索租，租税从何出？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">军训——五更鼓角声悲壮，三峡星河影动摇。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">应聘面试——车辚辚，马萧萧，行人弓箭各在腰。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">拿不到学位证书——天长地久有时尽，此恨绵绵无绝期。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">毕业——剪不断，理还乱，是离愁，别是一般滋味在心头。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">单相思——草木有本心，何求美人折？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">第一封情书——出师未捷身先死，长使英雄泪满襟。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">拍拖——近水楼台先得月，向阳花木易为春。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">女友发飚——溪云初起日沉阁，山雨欲来风满楼。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">讨好女友——蜀道之难难于上青天。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">斗嘴后——昨夜西风凋碧树，独上西楼，望尽天涯路。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">情人节礼物——斑竹枝，斑竹枝，泪痕点点寄相思。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">女友生日——这次第，怎一个愁字了得。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">前任女友——弃我去者昨日之日不可留，乱我心者今日之日多烦忧。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大学里的情侣——诚知此恨人人有，贫贱夫妻百事哀。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">失恋——前不见古人，后不见来者。念天地之悠悠，独怆然而涕下。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">校园里的广告——无边落木萧萧下，不尽长江滚滚来。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">大学生活——闲云潭影日悠悠，物换星移几度秋。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">网虫——闲来无事不从容，睡觉东方日已红。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">游戏机迷——衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">P</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">Ⅲ电脑——旧时王谢堂前燕，飞入寻常百姓家。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">OICQ</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">——别有幽愁暗恨生，此时无声胜有声。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">聊天室惯用语——君家何处住？妾住在横塘。停船暂借问，或恐是同乡。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">网上情人——千呼万唤始出来，犹抱琵琶半遮面。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">网络写手——十年一觉扬州梦，赢得青楼薄幸名。</SPAN></FONT></P>