[转贴]师生对联

狂人的老大

<>个要死饿 ````</P><>这个老师又要吐的几10两血个</P>

我帅故我在

学生肯定想不出来这些对联.

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< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：一卷二题共三问答</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">　　不识四力五式六论</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">　　竟只写七八九字，十分不好！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：十课九混总得八天七时六分五刻四秒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">　　尚且三摸二请，一等庸师！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">（师：好样的！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">整整你！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">)<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：一年四季，春夏秋冬，可笑学生，岂知春秋？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：一地四方，东西南北，无耻教师，不识（是）东西！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">（师怒～～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">)<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：教室里，人不到，课不上，警告学生，此科必当！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：课堂里，书乱教，试乱考，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN class=cc><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">靠</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">背老师，你娘可好？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">（师：孺子不可教也！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">)<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：十人必当：当混当睡当不来！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：三愿请求：求请求快求当我！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：呜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">~~~~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">我上流教学，献出一身才学！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：你下等劣容，露出半个光头！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：三生不幸出劣徒，难为汝师！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：一时不慎选错师，苦了我辈！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：请你快走不强求</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：我来旁听硬要留</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">师：影响教学我心愁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">生：换我来教你跳楼</SPAN></P>