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提问：茉莉花、太阳花、玫瑰花哪一朵花最没力？ <SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：茉莉花。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：好一朵美丽（没力）的茉莉花。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：猩猩最讨厌什么线？ </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：平行线。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：平行线没有相交（香蕉）。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：橡皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个最不好？ </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：橡皮。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：橡皮擦（橡皮差）。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：布和纸怕什么？ </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：不（布）怕一万，只（纸）怕万一。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：铅笔姓什么？ </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：萧。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：削（萧）铅笔。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：麒麟到了北极会变成什么？ </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：冰激凌。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：冰激凌（冰麒麟）。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：哪位历史人物最欠扁？ </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：苏武。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：苏武牧羊北海边（被海扁）。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：从</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">1</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">9</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">哪个数字最勤劳，哪个数字最懒惰？ </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">1</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">懒惰；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">2</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">勤劳。 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：一（</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">1</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">）不做二（</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">2</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">）不休。 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">提问：怎样使麻雀安静下来？ </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">回答：压它一下。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">原因：鸦雀无声（压雀无声）。</SPAN></FONT></P>