（转贴）女人一致觉得赞的文章===男人必看

灯火阑珊

<>你才有病呢!</P><>男人就是不懂女人心!</P>

灯火阑珊

<>哈哈~</P><>女人是用来哄的 ！</P>

左右手

这女的典型有病！！！

天堂鸟

^o^ &nbsp; &nbsp;偶还不太习惯，不会哄女人开心。。。唉。。。/P&gt;

流浪

我晕``谁发的啊，怎么那么像是我说的

灯火阑珊

&lt&gt;情境∶<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;晚上十一点五分。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;热线电话中。女人说得正起劲，男人不小心打了呵欠。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; 不懂女人心的例子∶<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人（试探地问）∶「你想睡觉了喔？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「对啊。今天上班好累。」<br><br><br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人（故作体贴状）∶「好吧，不吵你了。快去睡吧！」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「喔，好。那你也早点睡。」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 啪。男人挂下电话。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 五分钟后，电话铃响。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 被吵醒的男人∶「喂！？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「．．．．．．」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「谁啊？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人（一肚子委屈状）∶「你是不是对我感到不耐烦了？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「啊？什么？」（丈二金刚摸不着脑袋）<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「．．．．．．」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「怎么了啊？」<br><br><br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「你是不是觉得我很烦？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「很烦？？为什么？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「．．．．．．」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「到底怎么了啊？你不说我怎知道？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「人家讲到一半，你就打呵欠，又自己先跑去睡 觉．．．．．．」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「可．．．可是，是你叫我先去睡的啊？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「你都说要睡了，不然我还能怎么样？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「唉！如果你要我听你讲话，就直接说嘛。 干么叫我去睡，结果自己又在那边生闷气？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「我那有生闷气？」<br><br><br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「这样还说没在生气？好啦好啦，下次我不睡了嘛。可以了 吧？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「那有什么意义？我要你自己心甘情愿，想听我说话才听，而不是因为怕我生气！」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 结局∶男人又多花半小时安抚对方。实际就寝时间∶十一点四十分。加上先前争执的缘故，睡觉时情绪有点闷。明天搞不好女人还会冷饭重 炒一次。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 深谙女人心的例子∶<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人正在兴头上，男人打了呵欠。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人（试探地问）∶「你想睡觉了喔？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人（语气虽然疲累，但表示出兴致）∶「嗯。有一点。今天上班比较累。」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 不过你还没说完啊，继续说。我在听。」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人（得到安抚）∶「喔，不过你累了。不然你先去睡好了。」? 还是有试探意味。千万不能中计，马上挂下电话）<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「今天没午休，的确比较累一点。不然明天早一点打给你，我们再聊<br><br>久一点，好不好？」（解释原因，并且提出补偿）<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「喔，好吧。快去睡。你一定很累了。」?□w经愿意放你去睡觉了。<br><br>不过打铁趁热，别停下来）<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「那你打算几点睡？」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「不知道，再过一下子吧。」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「好啊。不过不要太晚睡，对身体不好。我会心疼耶。」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人（娇嗔状）∶「好啦。」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「我最爱你了。」（眼皮垮下了也要记得说，功亏一匮可就划不来了）<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人∶「我也爱你。好好休息喔。」。（终于心花朵朵开了）<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 男人∶「嗯。」<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 啪。女人挂下电话。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 结局∶十一点十分，完美的句点。男人顺利就寝。睡得香又甜。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 隔天说不定还有morning call。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 结论1∶<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 女人要的是感觉。很多时候，不能用理性的脑袋去思考她们的逻辑。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 结论2∶<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 多花几句唇舌，讲几句贴心话，可以让你省下超过半小时的宝贵时间。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 结论3:<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 遇到这种情况，要让女人先挂电话。以免后患无穷。<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 结论4∶<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 如果你的女人不象上述例子这样，那么恭喜你。请好好珍惜她；<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br><br>&gt; &gt; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 如果你的女人和上述例子一样，请别指责她「无理取闹」。她要的其实很简<br><br>单。 &lt;/P&gt;