女生宿舍门口的公告！[图]

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<table class=contentTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><tbody><tr><td style="FONT-SIZE: 12px">某大学一女生宿舍。为防止男生误入，门卫阿姨在宿舍门上的小黑板用粉笔写道&nbsp;<br /><wbr><img height=339 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301252580598.gif" width=499 border=0 /><wbr>&nbsp;<br />几天后，发觉勿字被擦去：&nbsp;<br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301255360747.gif" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.09271112124890235 height=339 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301255360747.gif" width=499 border=0 /></a><wbr>于是阿姨将它改为：<br /><br /><wbr><img height=339 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301256000998.gif" width=499 border=0 /><wbr>&nbsp;<br />未料，两天后，有女生发现，“止”字被好事者添了一笔，变成:&nbsp;<br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301256180407.gif" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.030852093057912144 height=339 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301256180407.gif" width=499 border=0 /></a><wbr>&nbsp;<br />阿姨气愤地将之改为&nbsp;<br /><wbr><img height=339 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301256340249.gif" width=499 border=0 /><wbr>&nbsp;<br />第二天早上，阿姨唠叨着说她气得血压升高，原来这次不但少了个“步”字,“止”字又被减了一笔&nbsp;<br /><wbr><img height=339 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301256570773.gif" width=499 border=0 /><wbr>&nbsp;<br />阿姨颇为得意这一杰作，女生们也称这回没戏了.然当曰下午，忽听几个女生惊声尖笑，阿姨冲到门前，一行字赫然在目：<br /><br /><wbr><a target=_blank href="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301257490588.gif" target=_blank><img id=tmpimg0.2834048832431371 height=339 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301257490588.gif" width=499 border=0 /></a><wbr>&nbsp;<br />结果阿姨当场：&nbsp;<br /><wbr><img height=397 src="http://blog.eastmoney.com/member/bluesky/images/200609301258250805.jpg" width=500 border=0 /><wbr>&nbsp;<br /><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><p>［此帖子已被 徐梦影 在 2007-11-15 8:25:05 编辑过］

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