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<SPAN id=yuyuzi><FONT face=Arial color=#ff0000 size=5>A</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5> </FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN style="COLOR: #427d64"><BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要在同事面前说别的同事，因为你们都是一根绳子上的蚂蚱。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要在上司面前诋毁同事，因为上司远远比你聪明。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要在同事面前表达对上司的不满，因为这是他最好表达忠诚的机会。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要在更高的上司面前投诉直接上司，因为他们合作的利益远远大过同你。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64 size=5><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">总之，别在办公室耍小聪明，最忌讳抢别人的事。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5> <BR></FONT><FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><FONT size=5>B</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5> </FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN style="COLOR: #427d64"><BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要滥交异性，尤其是女孩子，因为一举一动都会留下铬印，将来成为把柄。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要相信异性，尤其是女孩子，因为世事多变，每个人都有太多的不得已。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要依靠异性，尤其是女孩子，因为生活沉重，谁都想活得轻松。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64 size=5><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要伤害异性，尤其是女孩子，因为报复迟早都会来，弄不好吃亏的是你自己。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5> <BR></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64 size=5><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">总之：要和异性保持距离，敬而远之。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5> <BR></FONT><FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><FONT size=5>C</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5> </FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN style="COLOR: #427d64"><BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要相信文字，因为文字是别人脑袋里的排泄物，只想骗你吃进去。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要相信搞文字的人，因为他们软弱而畸形，从不知道自己是个什么东西。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要相信政治，因为政治是社会的黑洞，靠近它眨眼就被吞噬。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64 size=5><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要相信搞政治的人，因为他们狡猾而凶狠，父母兄弟老婆孩子统统可以牺牲。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5> <BR></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64 size=5><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">总之，不要让别人看出你的天真，如果你不懂，就跑远一些。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=red><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5>D</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5> </FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN style="COLOR: #427d64"><BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要评价别人的容貌，因为他不靠你吃饭。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要评价别人的德行，因为你不比他高尚。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要评价别人的家庭，因为那和你无关。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要评价别人的学问，因为世上最不缺的就是学问。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64 size=5><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">总之，不要评价任何人，哪怕是你的老婆孩子。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><FONT size=5> <BR></FONT><FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><BR><FONT size=5>E</FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5> </FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN style="COLOR: #427d64"><BR></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要乱花钱，因为明天你就可能失业。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要趾高气扬，因为明天你就可能失势。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要吹嘘爱情，因为明天你就可能失恋。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">不要委屈自己，因为明天你就可能死去。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#427d64 size=5><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #427d64; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">总之，做人低调一点。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT><><FONT size=5><FONT face=SimSun><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">F</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><><FONT size=5><FONT face=新細明體><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN">

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　小张这几天见同事小李总是闷闷不乐，于是问：“你这几天怎么啦？” <BR>　　 <BR>　　　　小李说：“唉！心烦啊，女朋友怀孕了，正生我气呢。” <BR>　　 <BR>　　　　小张：“这就怪你不采取保护措施了。” <BR>　　 <BR>　　　　小李：“有用完全套啊。” <BR>　　 <BR>　　　　小张：“那你只好负起责任了。” <BR>　　 <BR>　　　　小李：“我不是不想负责任，可孩子不是我的。” <BR>　　 <BR>　　　　小张：“此话什么意思？难道你女朋友......？” <BR>　　 <BR>　　　　小李：“那天晚上和她到公园，跟她亲热了一番后想做那事，可她坚持一定要我戴套。你说我哪有准备，后来见草地上有一个，我就捡起来翻过来戴上，结果..... <BR>