大学生逃课的爆笑理由

可乐

这楼住这么漂亮..我能不看完吗？

迷惘人生

顶哈``

爱你无所谓

学我啊<IMG src="http://www.400.net.cn:808/images/Emotions/14.gif">

因酷被囚5年

呵呵~<IMG src="http://www.400.net.cn:808/images/Emotions/24.gif"><IMG src="http://www.400.net.cn:808/images/Emotions/24.gif">

骑士精神

顶你哈子！！

云想衣裳

<>理由还挺多。</P>

WTC

啊，这么多理由

celery

最实事求是的理由：教授太难看，影响我的视力。 <SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最拍马屁的理由：女老师们太漂亮了，总让我魂不守舍。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最无聊的理由：我同桌不陪我聊天。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最可耻的理由：中午吃的太多，坐着难受。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最伤心的理由：我们系最漂亮的女生跟一个还不如我四分之一帅</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">{</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">我个人看法</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">}</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">的男生在我眼前谈恋爱，这课我能上吗？ </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最关心自己的理由：昨夜喝的太多，我怕影响身体，所以不能上早课了。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最时髦的理由：我跟我网上第７位恋人约好今天下午海誓山盟。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最是理由的理由：我同学准备用欠我的钱请我吃饭，因为他不准备还钱了。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最廉价的理由：今天帮同学家扛大白菜。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最蛮横的理由：今天我不爽，就是不上了。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最无奈的理由：我的几双袜子已经半个月没洗了，今天没的穿，只好在家呆着。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最支持打假的理由：廉价羊肉串吃的太多，今天早上拉的我起不来床。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最身不由己的理由：外班的哥们要向我这全系最年轻的台球王子｛自封的｝挑战，不得不去应酬。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最丢面子的理由：走路看美女不小心摔坏了眼镜，不得不去修。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最令人景仰的理由：今天我去学雷疯。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最受挫折的理由：我失恋了，罢课一天。 </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最胡说八道的理由：爹要娶妻，娘要嫁人。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最侮辱教育部的理由：学校的桌椅太硬，影响我的睡眠质量。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最荒诞的理由：外星人要入侵，我在给超人缝裤头。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最天真的理由：昨夜我数了一夜的星星。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最不数典忘祖的理由：今天去动物园看猴。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最进步的理由：我拣了一圆钱，找了一天的警察叔叔。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最令人同情的理由：我迷路了，碰见女流氓了。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最病态的理由：我刷了一天牙。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最具爱国精神得理由：我去美国领事馆</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">**</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">示威，纪念我驻南使馆被炸！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最吹牛的理由：安南找我有事。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最挨不着边的理由：我们家邻居要生小孩。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最变态的理由：每个月总有那么几天不舒服。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最大无谓的理由：今天“９＊１８”我找</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">**</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">人玩命去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最童话的理由：我请花木兰吃肯德基。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最流氓的理由：孔老而请我喝花酒。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最讽刺宗教的理由：我给和尚介绍对象。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最抽象的理由：一头带眼镜的驴在街上画画，我在旁边看了一天。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最幸福的理由：上学的路上有美女</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">*</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">扰我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最不可能的理由：为了保护国家财产，我同犯罪分子斗争了一天！</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最不诚实的理由：我领红领巾少先队员过马路被车撞了。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最遭罪的理由：我家的手纸用光了，我在厕所坐到我妈下班。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最臭美的理由：我照了一天镜子，梳了一天我的板寸。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最梦游的理由：今天我和李连英去跟八国联军谈判。</SPAN></FONT></P>