一个前台小姐的暴笑八级英语

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正义的强奸犯

<>垃圾英语　！　　　比我还不如哪～～　　　　真可怜那个外国毛了．．</P>

吴→聊

啊看不懂

玻璃鱼缸

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云想衣裳

<>我也看不懂。</P>

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<TABLE border=0 class=tablebody2 style="TABLE-LAYOUT: fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all; word-wrap: break-word" width="90%"><TBODY><TR><TD style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt" width="100%"><IMG align=absMiddle alt=发贴心情 border=0 src="http://www.sudabbs.com/Skins/Default/topicface/face1.gif">&nbsp;<B>一个前台小姐的暴笑八级英语</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就 <BR><BR>　　面带微笑的： <BR><BR>　　前台小姐：“hello?” <BR><BR>　　老外：“hi.” <BR>　　前台小姐：“you have what thing?” <BR><BR>　　老外：“can you speak English? ” <BR><BR>　　前台小姐：“if I not speak English， I am speaking what?”　 <BR><BR>　　老外：“can anybody else speak English? ” <BR><BR>　　前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing， no people <BR><BR>　　have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go.” <BR><BR>　　　　 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” <BR><BR>　　前台小姐：“ shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing.” <BR><BR>　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.” <BR><BR>　　前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.” <BR><BR>