[转贴]高科技

云想衣裳

是楼主发的传真吗。

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< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">一个美国人、<SPAN class=cc>日本</SPAN>人和一个土著人一起</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">洗桑拿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">....... <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">突然间，美国人的手臂响了，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">美国人按一下手臂，铃声就停了，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">美国人很得意的说：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">『这是我们的新科技</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">只要在手臂里移植一枚芯片</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">就可以当做</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> b.b.call</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">机了。』</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">过了一会，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN class=cc><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">日本</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">人的手掌也响了，<SPAN class=cc>日本</SPAN>人拿起手掌，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">在耳朵旁咕噜咕噜地说了起来，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">其它的人，更是惊讶了，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=cc><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">日本</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">人得意的说：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">『这也是我们的最新科技，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">在手掌里，植入芯片，手掌就可以当手</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">机了。』</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">土著人很自卑地默默去上厕所，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">过了一会儿，他回来了，由于没擦干净，屁股里面还夹着半张卫生纸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">美国人和<SPAN class=cc>日本</SPAN>人嘲笑着问土人：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">『那是什么？』</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">土人灵机一动说：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">『哦！有个传真刚传过来了。』</SPAN></P>