发生在我们班女生宿舍

云想衣裳

<>女人心点小.</P>

烦！！

<>晕！~</P>

流金岁月

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玻璃鱼缸

这是什么人哪？？？

celery

这是大一时候的事。<SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">通过这个事，也许大家会明白我为什么会在大学里对某一部分女生表现出无法掩饰的失望和厌恶。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">话说，公元</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">2000</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">年，某国一高校一大一女生宿舍。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">门上的锁，坏了。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">坏了就再买，这是无可争议的事情，于是，寝室长拿寝室费买了把新的，装上。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">那把新锁上，带了三把钥匙。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">一个宿舍是八个人。每个人都必须有钥匙。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">怎么办？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">配呗。这也是无可争议的事情。于是，寝室长拿寝室费配了</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">5</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把钥匙。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">这下好了，八个人</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">8</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把钥匙，一个人一把，分了，多好。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>< style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">于是，出事了。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">没法分！！</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">因为那八个人，全部想要原来那</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">3</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把“原装”钥匙，不想要这后配出来的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">5</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">那怎么办呢？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">寝室长无论怎样调整怎样劝说怎样做工作，全没用，没人听，都非要那</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">3</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把原装的钥匙不可——寝室长自己也不例外。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">再后来呢，这拨美貌与智慧并重的女生，想出了一个聪明的办法：</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">抓阄。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">做了八个纸蛋，三个上面画有钥匙，五个空白。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">抓了一次，自然是三个有，五个没有。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">但是那没有抓到原装钥匙的五个女生不服！说那三个人作弊，一定要重抓！！</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">于是重抓，但是，新产生的五个“非原装”也是不服，还是说那三个作弊，又要重抓……</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">重抓了</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">9</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">次还是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">8</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">次，我不清楚，有说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">9</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">次的，有说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">8</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">次的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">后来，她们又想出了个更加公正的法子。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">去男生宿舍请了个男生，来主持抓阄。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">这下问题解决了吗？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">没有。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">没有抓到原装的五个女生依然不服，说这男生和你们三个关系好，肯定帮你们作弊，不算……</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">后来，我记得是前前后后请了四个男生去。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">但是每一次，都不算。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">因为，永远都有五个不服气的。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">…………</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">故事到了最后，就震惊了全世界。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">你们先别看结尾，自己猜三分钟，你觉得要是你，你该怎么处理呢？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最后，是这样的：</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">拿出一把原装钥匙，又去重新配了</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">8</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把（注意！是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">8</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把！）钥匙。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">最后，把原来的</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">3</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把原装钥匙和第一次配出来的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">5</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH style="mso-fareast-language: ZH">把，全部扔进了下水道！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">——为什么把第一次配出来的也扔了呢？因为，第一次配出来的，和第二次配出来的，感觉仍然是不一样的。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">于是，一人一把新配出来的钥匙，大家都爽了，皆大欢喜，八个人又亲亲热热地闹成了一团，八个人手拉手搂搂抱抱地逛街去了……</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">这事情我为什么知道得这么清楚呢？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">因为这个宿舍，有六个女生，都分别，在不同时间不同地点不同场合，跟我说了这事，都是一脸痛苦表情地诉说她们宿舍其他人怎么怎么恶心怎么怎么不懂事怎么怎么小心眼怎么怎么不知道为别人着想，还有，怎么怎么爱在背后说人坏话……</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">这就是大一的时候发生在我们班女生当中的诸多经典故事中的其中一小件。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">如果你们是我，会怎么样？会不崩溃吗？</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-fareast-language: ZH"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 24pt"><FONT face=宋体 size=3><SPAN lang=ZH style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH">会不对周边的部分女生敬而远之吗</SPAN></FONT></P>