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千寻布玛

俺从来不吃薯条

celery

< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><FONT face=SimSun size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">大学吸烟男生如何吃薯条</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>有五个男生吸烟被告密，老师一一叫来谈心：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>第一个男生如实承认被狠</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>K</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>一通；回到寝室后说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>哥们，我一个人都承担了，你们去时可千万别认。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>［场景一］</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：老实说你吸烟吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生甲：不吸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生甲很自然的伸出两根手指夹着接过来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：不吸？？？姿势很熟练嘛。叫家长来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>［场景二］</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：吸烟吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生乙：不吸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生乙由于听到甲的情况所以很小心地接过了薯条。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：不沾点番茄酱吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>乙一不小心沾多了于是马上用两根手指弹了弹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>???<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：不吸？？？弹烟灰的姿势很熟练嘛。叫家长来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>［场景三］</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：吸烟吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生丙：不吸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：不吸？好，吃根薯条吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生丙因有前面两个例子很小心地流着汗吃完了薯条。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：不给同学带根回去吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生丙接过薯条后顺手就夹在耳朵上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>［场景四］</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：吸烟吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生丁：不吸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：很好。吃根薯条吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生丁心惊胆颤地吃完了薯条，又把薯条放到了上衣袋里。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师突然大喊一声：校长来了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生丁赶忙从口袋里取出薯条扔在地上，用脚使劲地踩了踩</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>［场景五］</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：吸烟吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生：不吸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：很好。吃根薯条吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生刚拿着薯条，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师说：不请我吃吗。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生赶忙从双手递过薯条，然后掏出打火机</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>［场景六］</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：吸烟吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生：不吸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：很好。吃根薯条吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生心惊胆颤的吃完了薯条，又把薯条放到了上衣袋里。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师突然大喊一声：校长来了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生已手心冒汗低头说道：校长您好！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：校长会闻到你嘴里的味道的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生从口袋中掏出薯条：安啦，还在这呢，火都还没点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>［场景七］</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：你到底吸不吸烟？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生：向上帝保证，绝对不吸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：真的不吸？好，来吃根薯条吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生：非常自然接过薯条吃个干净。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：真是个好孩子，你一般喜欢什么牌子的薯条呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>得意忘形</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>)</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>大中华</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……<BR><BR><BR>[</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>场景</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>N]<BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>老师：吃根薯条吧！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN>男生：谢谢，不会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR><BR><!-- footer --><BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=2><!--广告footer 开始--><!--广告footer 结束--><!--内部footer开始--><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>< style="LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; 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