男、女朋友的最新称呼!

皮肤癞子

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七ベ僖

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云想衣裳

<SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个女生爱打小报告</SPAN><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫她报晓鸡。和她在一起的男生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫他鸡公公。</SPAN></FONT>

凝固

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玻璃鱼缸

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冬欣

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celery

<SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生一毛不拔</SPAN><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他铁公鸡。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她鸡舍清扫员。 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun"><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生常常趁火打劫</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他土匪。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她压寨夫人。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生脸上沟壑分明</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他作战地图。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">,</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她战地指挥员。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生长相惨不忍睹</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他车祸现场。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她救死扶伤。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生脸皮太厚</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他太后。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她皇阿玛。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生娘娘腔</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他东方不败。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她笑傲江湖。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生在网上惹人呕</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他青蛙。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她恐龙。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生不分好歹就掏钱</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他甲鱼。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她马家军。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生随叫随到</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他外卖。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她老板娘。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生爱管闲事</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他莫须有。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她满江红。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生脾气火暴</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他霹雳雷火弹。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她忍者神龟。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生弱不禁风</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他一娄蔗。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她护身符。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生爱打小报告</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他逐屁之夫。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她麦田里的守望者。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生脚踏几条船</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他挪威的森林。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她天龙八部。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生孤僻忿世</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他百年孤独。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她爱相随。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生见钱眼开</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他猫眼。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">007</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">如果一个男生死气沉沉</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们就叫他敦煌石窟。和他在一起的女生</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=SimSun color=black size=1><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun">我们叫她古墓。</SPAN></FONT>