“三国医院”经典病例选登

小黑裙儿

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紫檀

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千寻布玛

<BLOCKQUOTE>一、诸葛亮 &nbsp; 病因：风湿性关节炎 &nbsp;病征：长期坐轮椅 <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <BR>二、关羽 &nbsp; &nbsp; 病因：皮下组织毛细血管过多 &nbsp;病征：红脸 <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <BR>三、张飞 &nbsp; &nbsp; 病因：眼睑部肌肉失调症 &nbsp;病征：睡觉不闭眼 <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <BR>四、魏延 &nbsp; &nbsp; 病因：颅后骨质增生症 &nbsp; &nbsp;病征：多「反骨」一块 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>五、祢衡 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;病因：先天性狂躁加脂肪过多（另：许褚疑也有此症） 病征：怕热、喜裸体 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>六、夏侯惇 &nbsp; &nbsp;病因：失明（工伤） &nbsp; 病征：独眼 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>七、司马懿 &nbsp; 病因：眼白蛋白质过多，远视（老花眼） &nbsp; &nbsp; 　病征：鹰视狼顾 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>八、姜维 &nbsp; &nbsp; 病因：胆囊过大，胆囊结缔组织增生症 &nbsp; &nbsp;病征：胆大如鸡子 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>九、杨修 &nbsp;　 病因：舌头过长，舌面平滑肌失调症（简称「长舌」） 病征：口舌招尤 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十、周瑜 &nbsp; &nbsp; 病因：先天胸腔过窄，肺活量不足 &nbsp;病征：肺活量低（简称「小气」） &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十一、孙权 &nbsp; 病因：毛发黑色素变异 &nbsp;病征：紫髯 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十二、曹操 &nbsp; 病因：癫痫、中风、歇斯底里等（少时曾发作，然不予重视，反疑其叔，及长遂成巨祸） &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;病征：很多，如头痛、忌医、胡言乱语，严重时会梦杀人。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十三、刘备 &nbsp; 病因：四肢骨架发育失调 &nbsp;病征：双耳招风，手长过膝、髀肉增生等 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十四、司马师 &nbsp;病因：眼部癌症 　病征：眼部肿瘤 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <BR>十五、董卓 &nbsp; 病因：过度肥胖，血脂肪过多，胆固醇超量 &nbsp;病征：脐上点灯，可三日不熄。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十六、邓艾 &nbsp; 病因：口吃 &nbsp; &nbsp;病征：艾艾艾艾艾艾…… &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十七、吕布 　病因：嗜睡症 &nbsp;病征：在最关键的时候竟然睡着了。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十八、吕蒙 &nbsp; 病因：不明 （尚待解剖） 病征：离奇死亡 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>十九、张苞 &nbsp; 病因：内出血不止（意外，马失前蹄，跌下山涧） &nbsp; 病征：骨折，内脏受损。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>二十、少帝　病因：药物中毒 &nbsp;病征：高度机密 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿一、刘禅 　病因：最不幸的例子，后天性智障（意外，先于长板坡在赵云怀中为其抵挡曹兵箭雨，惊吓过度； 长时间被闷在赵云怀中，缺氧过度；最后被刘备摔在地上，引起轻度脑震荡） &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;病征：不胜枚举，如「乐不思蜀」等。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿二、袁绍　病因：早期帕金生症候群 &nbsp;病征：举措失当。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿三、赵云 　病因：胆脏过多不正常增生、异于常人 &nbsp;病征：一身是胆。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿四、何进 &nbsp; 病因：妄想症兼耳骨疏松症 &nbsp;病征：妄想外镇进京可以尽诛宦官，妄想宦官不敢杀大将军，听任何太后姑息张让…<BR><BR>廿五、竹林七贤等 病因：长期滥用药物 ，首开世界雅痞流行风 &nbsp; 病征：长期服用五石散等精神科药物。<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿六、袁术　病因：糖尿病 &nbsp;病征：死到临头仍想喝蜜水。 &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿七、孙尚香 &nbsp;病因：虐待狂或被虐待狂 病征：洞房中放满了兵器？？ &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿八、吴国太 &nbsp; 病因：老人痴呆症 &nbsp;病征：竟真的把女儿嫁给刘备…… &nbsp;<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<BR>廿九、夏侯杰 &nbsp; 病因：精神过度紧张、胆囊过小 &nbsp;病征：张飞怪叫一声就把他吓死了。</BLOCKQUOTE>