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标题: 两个婊子的笑话 [打印本页]
作者: ljp1966    时间: 2008-1-8 16:02
标题: 两个婊子的笑话
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">人口密集的</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman">x</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">国，竟然没有一个妓女。于是有一户人家的大女儿看到了商机，</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　“勇敢献身”，生意当然不错，那些有钱无处消遣的男人趋之若骛。那家的二女儿看到这种生意能财源滚滚，也步如她大姐的后尘。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　她没有大姐长得漂亮，于是就在价格上</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">打主</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">意。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　于是那位大姐明显感觉自己的地位受到了威胁。以前她对客人是挑三拣四，说一不二。现在情势不同了，她得陪小心，陪笑脸，怕客人一不高兴，就跑道二姐那儿去。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　光这还不够，她还在背地对客人说，二姐身上有狐臭，还有二姐的床上工夫太差。大姐还采取种种光明或不光明的手段，来切断二姐的客源。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　二姐呢，面对大姐的围追堵截，她也是采用种种卑鄙和不卑鄙的做法，来进行反击。她最常用的就是那句话，大姐搞垄断，想称霸，是我的到来才让大姐不敢为所欲为。我不但解决了许多人的需要，还将居高不下的嫖娼的价格拉到了平民价位。大姐二姐经常这样为争客源打得头破血流。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　我也经常去光顾这两个姐儿。有时候她们也会叫我提提意见，我就说了，你们两个各有千秋，各个所长。大姐丰姿绝色，二姐价廉物美；可是说到底，你们两个的价格也太高了，就是在经济发达的国家，象你们这样的价格也是荒唐得离谱的，为什么不定一个符合国人经济发展水平的价格呢？</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　那两个姐儿哈哈大笑，“你是痴人说梦吧？这个行业就我们两个，你让我们收费低廉，那我们喝西北风去？我们价格不降，你们就不需要我们了吗？</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　请你睁开眼看看，整个行业只有我们两个婊子啊！”</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　后来有人也象找妓女，我向他推荐了那两姐儿。他问我那两姐儿的名字。</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><br /></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">　　我告诉了他，“大姐叫移动，二姐叫联通。”</span><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; 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作者: 达喀尔    时间: 2008-1-8 16:26
说得好，顶一个...........
作者: 370761697    时间: 2008-1-8 21:06
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