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标题: 十佳绝妙对联-------小孩别看! [打印本页]

作者: メīǎo黑 时间: 2007-5-28 20:44
标题: 十佳绝妙对联-------小孩别看!
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> 1）苏小妹绝对解兄愁 　　一人给苏东坡出一上联： 　　架上丝瓜酷如吊 　　东坡想了半天不得下联。回家仍不展愁眉。 　　小妹问故，东坡说之。妹随口答下联曰： 　　池中荷花恰似穴 　　（2）花烛夜夫妻绝对 　　一38岁男子与25岁女子结婚。 　　花烛夜出一绝对。 　　男出上联：一杆枪，两只弹，三十八年没有参过战； 　　女对下联：一个洞，两扇门，二十五载从未进过人。 　　横批：月明松（藏月日月松之意） 　　（3）干部下乡绝对 　　上联：早晨没奶喝晚上没奶摸 　　下联：白天没球事夜晚球没事 　　横批：无比痛苦（比之谐音穴也） 　　（4）今昔对比出妙联 　　上联：忆往昔，红米饭，南瓜汤，老婆一个，小孩一帮。 　　下联：看今朝，白米饭，王八汤，小孩一个，老婆一帮。 　　横批：与时俱进 　　（5）两律师再婚著妙对 　　男女两律师再婚。 　　入洞房后女律师出联求对。 　　上联：夜袭珍珠港，美人受精。 　　男对：两颗原子弹，日德投降。 　　横批：二次大战 　　（6）师生续朕出妙对 　　师出上联：月落 　　生对下联：日出 　　师出上联：和尚 　　生对下联：妮姑 　　师出上联：青山 　　生对下联：白水 　　师出上联：去 　　生对下联：来 　　对毕联起来一念： 　　月落和尚青山去 　　日出妮姑白水来 　　（7）大龄男女巧对对 　　某大龄男子于公园中遇一大龄女子。 　　男出上联：空有一身牛劲，无地可耕； 　　女对下联：枉闲二亩良田，等人来犁。 　　横批：浪费可耻 　　（8）毛笔帽和笔架巧联 　　上联：日进去笔水下流 　　下联：浪起来两脚朝天 　　（9）四人续绝对 　　一日，四君闲坐无事，提议对对联。 　　甲出对曰：“轻轻亲亲卿卿” 　　乙续对曰：“默默摸摸嬷嬷” 　　而又续曰：“秘秘觅觅咪咪” 　　丁亦续曰：“急急汲汲鸡鸡。” 　　（10）尼姑对和尚 　　过年了，和尚在门上贴副对子： 　　白天没球事；晚上球没事。 　　横批：无比烦恼。 　　尼姑也在门上贴了副对子： 　　白天空洞洞；晚上洞空空。          横批：有求必应<IMG src="http://www.400.com.cn/images/upfile/2007-5/2007528204412.jpg">

作者: 夏莉莉· 时间: 2007-5-28 20:45
小姑娘嘴好看，

作者: 13775773739 时间: 2007-5-28 20:51
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>呵

作者: 严家田径手 时间: 2007-5-28 20:51
呵呵`

作者: 13775773739 时间: 2007-5-29 09:03
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>顶一下好了

作者: 恶魔翅膀 时间: 2007-5-29 17:21
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作者: whjsy 时间: 2007-5-31 17:57
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