lease won't you please let me suck your cock"And by now the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yellin', all the hot babesThrow their bras and their shirt and their panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalryCuz they're back on stage the next night with meDude I just think you're tryna steal the light from meYesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on meCause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to beThis rock star shit, it's the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me beThese chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't youHey dad how come we don't rap on protoSmash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don't want my autograph, yous a liarAnd no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)What the hell is wrong with that dressing roomCuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, see it's simple butAll I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I'm more intect, tryna get on the mapDoin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my backLook at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shitYeah I know man find himself takin on a flickHey I thought we had an interview with DJ ClueNo I had an interview not you two)You gonna be late for soundcheckMan I ain't goin' to soundcheckBut our mics are screwed up and his always sound bestYou know what man I'ma say somethinHey yo EmYou got somethin to say?!)Man noI thought you bout to tell him off, what's upMan I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut upAnd you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crewWhen I was bout to talk right after youI swear, I swear manThese chicks don't even know the name of my band...But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...They say the lead singers rock, but the group does notOnce we sold out arenas to the amusement parkI'm gonna let the world know that proof is hotI should cut his mic off when the musics startsReady to snap on a dumbass fanEvery time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)We ain't a band bitch we don't play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get 10 percentAnd these guys they can find every area codeProof carry my bag)Bitch carry your ownCan't make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)***dammit I'm sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some loopI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artis slipped me some crackLose Yourself video I was in the backSuperman video I was in the backFuck the media, I got some suggestionsFuck Marshall, ask us the questionsLike who's D12, how we get started(What about Eminem?)Bitch are you retarded?Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute50 told me to do situps to get buffI did two and a half and then I couldn't get upFuck D12, I'm outta this bandI'm gonna start a group with the real RoxanneGirl why cant you see your the only one for meand it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...All because I'm the lead singer of my band...The hottest boy band in the world...D12!I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl's wanna danceMy salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsaMakes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsa(Where'd everybody go?)<BR><BR><BR><A href="rtsp://real.stream.aol.com:554/aol/us/aolmusic/artists/universal/eminem/eminem_liketoysoldiers_ygchg_bb8.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - like toy soildiers</A><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>Like Toy Soldiers"<BR>Step by step, heart to heart, left right left<BR>We all fall down...<BR>Step by step, heart to heart, left right left<BR>We all fall down like toy soldiers<BR>Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win<BR>But the battle wages on for toy soldiers<BR>I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure<BR>Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders<BR>I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it<BR>Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter<BR>I'd never drag them in battles that I can handle unless I absolutely have to<BR>I'm supposed to set an example<BR>I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em<BR>If some shit ever just pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em<BR>Now Ja said "I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it"<BR>There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it<BR>I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and I just lost it<BR>It was crazy, this shit be way beyond some Jay-z and Nas shit<BR>And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it<BR>I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted<BR>And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it<BR>This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it<BR>That was never my object for someone to get killed<BR>Why would I wanna destroy something I help build<BR>It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good<BR>I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' Suge<BR>Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth<BR>And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about<BR>
lus Dre told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef<BR>So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth<BR>While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life <BR>Like fuck it i understand this is business<BR>And this shit just isn't none of my business<BR>But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cuz<BR>There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme<BR>And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'<BR>But now it's elevated cuz once you put someone's kids in it<BR>The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?<BR>It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'<BR>We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin'<BR>Me and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him<BR>And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him<BR>Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him<BR>Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it<BR>Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions<BR>Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk<BR>Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his ressurection<BR>Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record<BR>But now he's fucked the game up cuz one of the ways I came up<BR>Was through that publication the same one that made me famous<BR>Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'<BR>Well fuck it, that motherfucker can get it too, fuck him then<BR>But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think<BR>That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc.<BR>And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind<BR>We still have soldiers that's on the front line<BR>That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders<BR>Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us<BR>We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus<BR>To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is<BR>To have Runyan Avenue, soldiers up in our corners<BR>Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is<BR>But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered<BR>It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it<BR>Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the verdict<BR>I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further<BR>But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'<BR>I'm just willin' to be the bigger man<BR>If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws with the knockin'<BR>Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin'<BR>I'm not gonna let someone elses coffin rest on my conscience cuz<BR><BR><BR><A href="rtsp://real.stream.aol.com:554/aol/us/aolmusic/artists/universal/eminem/eminem_stan_bb8.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - stan </A><BR><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>my tea's gone cold i'm wondering why i..got out of bed at allthe morning rain clouds up my window..and i can't see at alland even if i could it'll all be grey,put your picture on my wallit reminds me, that it's not so bad,it's not so bad..my tea's gone cold i'm wondering why i..got out of bed at allthe morning rain clouds up my window..and i can't see at alland even if i could it'll all be grey,put your picture on my wallit reminds me, that it's not so bad,it's not so bad..dear slim, i wrote but you still ain't callini left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottomi sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'emthere probably was a problem at the post office or somethinsometimes i scribble addresses too sloppy when i jot 'embut anyways; fuck it, what's been up? man how's your daughter?my girlfriend's pregnant too, i'm bout to be a fatherif i have a daughter, guess what i'ma call her?i'ma name her bonnie i read about your uncle ronnie too i'm sorryi had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want himi know you probably hear this everyday, but i'm your biggest fani even got the underground shit that you did with skami got a room full of your posters and your pictures mani like the shit you did with rawkus too, that shit was fatanyways, i hope you get this man, hit me back,just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fanthis is stanmy tea's gone cold i'm wondering why i..got out of bed at allthe morning rain clouds up my window..and i can't see at alland even if i could it'll all be grey,put your picture on my wallit reminds me, that it's not so bad,it's not so bad..dear slim, you still ain't called or wrote,i hope you have a chance i ain't madi just think it's fucked up you don't answer fansif you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concertyou didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for matthewthat's my little brother man, he's only six years oldwe waited in the blistering cold for you,four hours and you just said,"no." that's pretty shitty manyou're like his fuckin idol he wants to be just like you man,he likes you more than i do i ain't that mad though,i just don't like bein lied to remember when we met in denveryou said if i'd write you, you would write backsee i'm just like you in a way i never knew my father neitherhe used to always cheat on my mom and beat heri can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when i have a shitty day,i drift away and put 'em oncause i don't really got shit else so that shit helps when i'm depressedi even got a tattoo of your name across the chestsometimes i even cut myself to see how much it bleedsit's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for mesee everything you say is real, and i respect you cause you tell itmy girlfriend's jealous cause i talk about you 24 7but she don't know you like i know you slim, no one doesshe don't know what it was like for people like us growin upyou gotta call me man, i'll be the biggest fan you'll ever losesincerely yours, stanp.s. we should be together toomy tea's gone cold i'm wondering why i..got out of bed at allthe morning rain clouds up my window..and i can't see at alland even if i could it'll all be grey,put your picture on my wallit reminds me, that it's not so bad,it's not so bad..dear mister-i'm-too-good-to-call-or-write-my-fans,this'll be the last package i ever send your assit's been six months and still no word - i don't deserve it?i know you got my last two letters;i wrote the addresses on 'em perfectso t...<BR><BR><BR><BR><A href="rtsp://media.real.com/realguide/music/media_y/eminem_loseyourself_rv9hi.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - lose yourself</A><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>Look, if you had one shot, one opportunityTo seize everything you ever wanted-One momentWould you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghettiHe's nervous, But on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come outHe's chokin, how everybody's jokin nowThe clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravityOh, there goes Rabbit, he chokedHe's so mad, but he won't give up that easyNoHe won't have it , he knows he's back to these ropesIt don't matter, he's proHe knows that, but he's brokeHe's so stacked that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it'sBack to the lab again yoThis whole rapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him[Hook:]You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gapingThis world is mine for the takingMake me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortumIt only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on himCoast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotterLonely roads, God only knowsHe's grown farther from home, he's no fatherHe goes home and barely knows his own daughterBut hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flowsHe nose dove and sold nadaSo the soap opera is told and unfoldsI suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes onDa da dum da dum da da[Hook]No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged I was played in the beginnin, the mood all changed I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin the pied piperAll the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus See dishonor caught up between bein a father and a primadonna Baby mama drama's screamin on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotonyHas gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go is my shot.Feet fail me not cuz this maybe the only opportunity that I got[Hook]You can do anything you set your mind to, man <BR><BR><BR><A href="rtsp://real.stream.aol.com:554/aol/us/aolmusic/artists/universal/eminem/eminem_whiteamerica_bb8.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - white america</A><BR><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>America hahaha We love you How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours? The stripes and the stars for the rights of men who have died for the protect? The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedem of speech the United States Government has sworn to uphold Yo, I want everyone to listen to the words of this song Or so we´re told... Verse #1 I never woulda dreamed in a million years id see so many mutha f*ckin people who feel like me Who share the same views And the same exact beliefs Its like a f*ckin army marchin in back of me So many lives i touched So much anger aimed at no perticular direction Just sprays and sprays Straight through your radio wavs It plays and plays Till it stays stuck in your head For days and days who woulda thought standin in this mirror Bleachin my hair wit some Peroxide Reachin for a T shirt to wear That i would catipult to the fore-front of rap like this How can i predict my words And have an impact like this I musta struck a chord wit somebody up in the office Cuz congress keeps tellin me I aint causin nuttin but problems And now they sayin im in trouble wit the government Im lovin it I shovelled shoot all my life And now im dumpin it on Chorus WHITE AMERICA I could be one of ur kids WHITE AMERICA Little erik looks just like this WHITE AMERICA Erica loves my shoot I got to TRL Look how many hugs i get Verse #2 Look at these eyes baby blue baby just like urself If they were brown Shady knew shady sits on the shelf But Shadys cute Shady knew Shady´s dimples would help Make ladies swoon baby (ooo baby) Look at myself! Lets do the math If i was black i woulda sold half I aint have to graduate From Lincoln High School to know that But i can rap so f*ck school Im too cool to go back Gimme the mic Show me where the f*ckin studio´s at When i was underground No one gave a f*ck i was white No lables wanted to sign me Almost gave up, i was like "f*ck it" Until i met Dre The only one who looked past Gave me a chance And i lit a fire up under his ass Helped him get back to the top Every fan black that i got Was probly his In exchange for every white fan that he´s got Like damn we just swapped Sittin back look at this shoot wow Im like "Does this skin work for my benifit now?" Chorus Verse #3 See the problem is i speak to suberban kids Who otherwise Woulda never knew these words exist These moms probly woulda never gave 2 squirts of piss Till i created so much mutha f*ckin turbulence Straight out the tube right into ya livin rooms i came And kids Flipped When they found out i was produced by Dre Thats all it took And they were instantly hooked right in And they connected wit me too cuz i looked like them Thats why they put my lyrics up under this microscope Searchin wit a fine toothed comb Its like this rope waitin to choke Tightenin around my throat Watchin me while i write this like "I dont like this, NO!" All i hear is Lyrics lyrics constant controversy Sponsors workin round the clock To try to stop my concerts early Surely hip hop is never a problem In Harlem only In Boston After it bothered ya fathers of daughters startin to blossom Now im catchin the flack from these activists When they raggin Actin like im the 1st rapper to smack a bitch and say faggot shoot Just look at me like im ya closest pal A poster child the mutha f*ckin spokesman now! Chorus Outro So to the parents of America I am the damager aimed at little Erica To attack her character The ring leader of the circus of worthless pawns Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress And piss on the lawns of the whitehouse To burn the casket and replace it with<BR><A href="rtsp://rx-lvl3-pa30.rbn.com/farm/*/realguide/music/e/video/102511_eminem_justloseit_interscope_rv10hi.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - just lose it </A><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>Eminem making sounds]Ok..Guess who’s back?Back againShady’s backTell a friendWhaaaaaaaaNow everyone report to the dance floorTo the dance floor, to the dance floorNow everyone report to the dance floorAlright Stop!.....Pajama time[Verse 1]Come here little kiddies, On my lapGuess who’s back with a brand new rap?And I don’t mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)No worries, papa’s got a brand new bag of toysWhat else could I possibly do to make noise?I done touched on everything, but little boysThat’s not a stab at MichaelThat’s just a metaphor, I’m just psychoI go a little bit crazy sometimesI get a little bit out of control with my rhymesGood God, dip, do a little slideBend down, touch your toes and just glideUp the center of the dance floorLike TP for my bungholeAnd it’s cool if you let one goNobody’s gonna know, who’d hear it?Give a little "poot poot", it’s OK! [Fart Sound]Oops my cd just skippedAnd everyone just heard you let one rip[Chorus]Now I’m gonna make you danceIt’s your chanceYeah boy shake that assOops I mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you’re my worldAlright now lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Just lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Go crazy(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Oh baby(HA-HA)Oh baby, baby(HA-HA)[Verse 2]It’s Friday and it’s my dayJust to party all the way to sundayMaybe til monday, I dunno what dayEveryday’s just a holidayCrusin’ on the freewayFeelin’ kinda breezyGot the top down, lettin’ my hair blowI dunno where I’m goin’All I know is when I get thereSomeone’s gonna "touch my body"Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to sound like a jerkBut I’m feelin’ just a little stressed out from workCould you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)Now, what’s your name girl?What’s your sign?[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"DRE! (HA-HA)Beer goggles blind!I’m just tryna unwind now I’m[Chorus]Now I’m gonna make you danceIt’s your chanceYeah boy shake that assOops I mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you’re my worldAlright now lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Just lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Go crazy(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Oh baby(HA-HA)Oh baby, baby(HA-HA)[Verse 3]It’s Tuesday and I’m locked upI’m in jail and I don’t know what happendThey say I was running butt nakedDown the street screaming(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Well I’m sorry, I don’t rememberAll I know is this muchI’m not guiltyThey said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tapeyellin’ at an old lady ’touch my body!’"Now this is the part where the rap breaks downIt gets real intense, no one makes a soundEverything looks like it’s 8 Mile nowThe beat comes back and everybody lose themselvesSnap back to realityLook it’s B.Rabbit!Yo you signed me up to battle!?I’m a grown man!Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbieI don’t have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!Fella’s (WHAT?!) Fella’s (WHAT?!)Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)Black girlsWhite girlsSkinny girlsFat girlsTall girlsSmall girlsI’m callin’ all girlsEveryone report to the dance floorIt’s your chance for a little romance whoreButt squeezin’ it’s the seasonJust go (HA-HA-HA-HA)It’s so appeasin’[Chorus]Now I’m gonna make you danceIt’s your chanceYeah boy shake that assOops I mean girl girl girl girlGirl you know you’re my worldAlright now lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Just lose it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Go crazy(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)Oh baby(HA-HA)Oh baby, baby(HA-HA)[Outro]UmMmMmm touch my bodyUmMmMmm touch my bodyOoh boy just touch my bodyI mean girl just touch my body<BR><BR><BR><A href="rtsp://real.stream.aol.com:554/aol/us/aolmusic/artists/universal/eminem/eminem_asslikethat_00602498828564_bb8.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - ass like that</A><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>The way you shake it, I can´t believe it<BR>I ain´t never seen an ass like that<BR>The way you move it, you make my pee pee go<BR>Doing, doing, doing<BR>I don´t believe it, it´s almost too good to be true<BR>I ain´t never seen an ass like that<BR>The way you move it, you make my pee pee go<BR>Doing, doing, doing<BR>The way she moves she´s like a belly dancer<BR>She´s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I<BR>Think someones at the door<BR>But I don´t think I´m gonna answer<BR>
olice saying "freeze"<BR>Doing, doing, doing<BR>What do you mean freeze?<BR>
lease, I´m a human being, I have needs<BR>I´m not done, not till I´m finish peeing<BR>I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer<BR>I´m already on my knees<BR>I can´t get on the ground any further, it´s impossible for me<BR>And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee<BR>Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go<BR>Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching<BR>
sych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd<BR>If I offend I´m sorry, please, please forgive<BR>For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet<BR>I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it<BR>Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin´<BR>Nick I ain´t never seen an ass like that<BR>Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes<BR>Doing, doing, doing<BR>Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome<BR>Now they´re getting older, they´re starting to grow bum bums<BR>I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn<BR>
olice saying "freeze"<BR>Doing doing doing<BR>What do you mean freeze?<BR>Geez, I just got my seat<BR>I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept<BR>
lease do not remove me from this movie theater please<BR>I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene<BR>I didn´t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene<BR>And don´t treat me like I´m pee wee herman, this movies PG<BR>Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney<BR>I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free<BR>Free, yes, free, right back on the streets<BR>What you mean my lawyer´s with Michael, he´s too busy?<BR>I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man<BR>And I can say that and you´ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand<BR>Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so<BR>I ain´t never seen a butt like that<BR>Maybe next year I´ll say ass and she´ll make my pee pee go<BR>Doing, doing, doing<BR>The way she moves she dances like a go-go<BR>In that video she sings get out your poles, so<BR>I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo<BR>
olice saying "freeze"<BR>Doing, doing, doing<BR>What do you mean freeze?<BR>My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch<BR>I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these<BR>Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this<BR>Nobody is safe from me, no not even me<BR>I don´t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee<BR>On the radio, but I think I did<BR>Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit<BR>
sych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd<BR>I don´t think my joke is working, I must flee quick<BR>Get to the chopper, everybody get out<BR>I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down<BR>So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?<BR>I ain´t never seen an ass like that<BR>Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go<BR>Doing, doing, doing<BR>Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)<BR><BR><BR><A href="rtsp://rx-lvl3-pa25.rbn.com/farm/*/rstone/rstone/demand/e/eminem_singforthemoment_interscope_rv10hi.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - sing for the moment</A><BR><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>These ideas are nightmares for white parentsWhose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earringsLike whatever they say has no bearingIt's so scary in a house that allows no swearingTo see him walkin' around wit his headphones blaringAlone in his own zone, cold and he don't careHe's a problem child, what bothers him all comes outWhen he talks about his fuckin' dad walkin' out'Cuz he hates him so bad that he blocks him out'Cuz he hates him so bad that he blocks him outBut if he ever saw him again, he'd prolly knock him outHis thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' backTalkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rapHe sags his pants, dew-rags and a stockin' capHis stepfather hit him so he socked him backAnd broke his nose, this house is a broken homeThere's no control, he just lets his emotions go-C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!)Sing it with me, just for todayMaybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangstasIn the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctumOnly ya unholy, only have one homeyOnly this gun, lonely, 'cuz don't anyone know meBut everybody just feels like they can relateI guess words are a motherfucka, they can be greatOr they can degrade, or even worse, they can teach hateIt's like kids hang on every single statement we makeLike they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinumNow how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen?From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'To havin' a fortune, no more kissin' assBut then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn youFans turn on you, attorneys all wanna turn at youTo get their hands on every dime you haveThey want you to lose your mind every time you madSo they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannonAny dispute, don't hesitate to produce handgunsThats why these prosecutors wanna convict meStrictly just to get me offa these streets quicklyBut all their kids been listen'n to me religiouslySo I'm signin' CDs while police fingerprint meThey're for the judge's daughter, but his grudge is against meIf I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense BIt's all political, if my music is literal and I'm a criminal,How the FUCK can I raise a little girl?I couldn't, I wouldn't be fit toYou're full of shit too, Guerrera, THAT WAS A FIST THAT HIT YOU! C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!)Sing it with me, just for todayMaybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away They say music can alter moods and talk to youBut can it load a gun for you and cock it too?Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dudeJust tell the judge it was my fault, and I'll get suedSee what these kids do, is hear about us totin' pistolsAnd they wanna get one, 'cuz they think the shit's coolNot knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselvesWe entertainas, of course this shit's affectin' our salesYou ignoramus, but music is reflection of selfWe just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mailIt's fucked up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin'To bein' able to have any fuckin' thing that we wantedThat's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thingExcept for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazineWho post pin-up pictures on their walls all day longIdolize their favorite rappers and know all they songsOr for anyone who's ever been through shit in they livesSo they sit and they cry at night, wishin they dieTill they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibeWe're nothin' to you, but we the fuckin' shit in they eyesThat's why we sieze the moment, try to freeze it and own itSqueeze it and hold it, 'cuz we consider these minutes goldenAnd maybe they'll admit it when we're goneJust let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songsAnd we can-C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!)Sing it with me, just for todayMaybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away C`mon! Sing with me (Sing!), sing for the year (Sing It!) Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear (C`mon!)Sing it with me, just for todayMaybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away <BR><BR><BR><BR><A href="rtsp://real.stream.aol.com:554/aol/us/aolmusic/artists/universal/eminem/eminem_realslimshady_bb8.rm" target=_blank>下载地址 - real slim shady</A><BR><BR>歌词:<BR><BR>May I have your attention please? <BR>May I have your attention please? <BR>Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? <BR>I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? <BR>We're gonna have a problem here.. <BR>Y'all act like you never seen a white person before <BR>Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door <BR>and started whoopin her ass worse than before <BR>they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) <BR>It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, <BR>he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" <BR>And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! <BR>Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) <BR>Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: <BR>chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him <BR>Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what <BR>Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" <BR>Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose <BR>But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms <BR>Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't <BR>but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose <BR>"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" <BR>And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss <BR>And that's the message that we deliver to little kids <BR>And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is <BR>Of course they gonna know what intercourse is <BR>By the time they hit fourth grade <BR>They got the Discovery Channel don't they? <BR>"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals <BR>who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} <BR>But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes <BR>then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope <BR>{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote <BR>Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes <BR>I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady <BR>All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating <BR>So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, <BR>please stand up, please stand up? <BR>Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; <BR>well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! <BR>You think I give a damn about a Grammy? <BR>Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me <BR>"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" <BR>Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? <BR>So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? <BR>Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs <BR>so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst <BR>and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first <BR>You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV <BR>"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" <BR>I should download her audio on MP3 <BR>and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*} <BR>I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me <BR>so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} <BR>And there's a million of us just like me <BR>who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me <BR>who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me <BR>and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! <BR>I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you <BR>hings you joke about with your friends inside your living room <BR>The only difference is I got the balls to say it <BR>in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all <BR>I just get on the mic and spit it <BR>and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it <BR>better than ninety percent of you rappers out can <BR>Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums <BR>It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty <BR>I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting <BR>
inchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens <BR>And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working <BR>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin <BR>He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings <BR>{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling <BR>Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" <BR>with his windows down and his system up <BR>So, will the real Shady please stand up? <BR>And put one of those fingers on each hand up? <BR>And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control <BR>and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? <BR>Ha ha <BR>Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us <BR>Fuck it, let's all stand up</SPAN><BR><!---->
>你一点就直接看了</P><
>想下还下不了呢</P>
>有几个单词不会读啊```呵``眼花了``晕``</P><
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