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标题: 二十种不能要的MM(搞笑组图 [打印本页]

作者: xmmkan 时间: 2005-4-16 14:51
标题: 二十种不能要的MM(搞笑组图
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>第一种：动辄对gg拳脚相加，使得gg一年四季脸上常带记号的mm。在亲友同事领导面前，gg不得不一次次违心地中伤诬陷家中的宠物：我家的老猫缺管教，脾气特原<

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>第二种：对刚进家门的gg，立即进行细致入微的全身大检阅的mm－－试图从他衣服上找到长头发，从五官上找到口红印。若一无所获，则三角眼一瞪：跪下老实交代，那个不会化妆留着短发的小狐狸精是谁？<

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>第三种：什么衣服都敢穿着上街的mm <

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>第四种：动辄因小事就闹着要寻短见的mm<

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>第五种：不分场合，象兔子一样嘴里零食不断的mm<

><IMG src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//304146.jpg" border=0>第六种：从来不做家务，饭前拿副碗筷都要紧锁眉头的mm。这种mm，一般不是缺少家教，多是gg惯出的毛病<IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//324334.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第七种：从来我行我素不修边幅，藐视自身形象，在办公场所站无站相、坐无坐相的mm <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//334576.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第八种：自我感觉特别良好的，认为天下宠爱系于自己一身的mm<IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//347069.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第九种：隔三岔五地忘记自已的已婚身份，酷越轨的mm<IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//368663.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十种：自已用名牌武装到牙齿，却由着gg衣衫褴褛须发丛生的mm <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//405021.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十一种：有女强人的毛病，却无女强人的天分，无所顾忌地在大庭广众之下展示不良嗜好的<IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//443162.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十二种：不考虑自身条件和年龄，也分不清美丑，一切跟着时尚走的mm <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//457238.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十三种：每揽镜自照就大呼小叫，认为自己肥胖得无以复加，一年四季边吃零食边服用减肥药的mm <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//489697.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十四种：对公婆不孝顺，总认为长辈对自已不公平的mm<IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//527727.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十五种：整天抱着宠物神经兮兮的mm。这种mm通常会忽略gg的存在，不惜与宠物称兄道妹。好在国务院尚未颁布＜人畜通婚令＞，不然，她恨不得合法地嫁给它 <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//547488.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十六种：与gg发生矛盾，立即向娘家人添油加醋告刁状的mm。这种mm使得gg在岳父母的心目中如同恶棍，gg有苦说不出来，感到特别的委屈 <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//553064.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十七种：认为gg有教养是胆小怕事和无能的表现，鼓励gg向粗犷发展最终到达野蛮境界的mm。这种mm培养出来的gg，其行为举止可想而知了 <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//561740.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十八种：一进网吧，动物性就展示无遗的mm。这种mm在网吧烟酒齐来，满口的污言秽语。而打上屏幕的，净是“****”、“日”之类的非淑女常用字。因此我们有理由相信，若环境条件有变，一些人极有可能一夜间返祖到类人猿 <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//630452.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第十九种：没有社会使命感，以gg当终身饭票，甘愿丢弃自已的专业居家充当花瓶的mm<IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//696728.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
CTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0>第二十种：明明自已做了错事，却回避话题，转而气定神闲、唇红齿白地把gg的陈家旧账抖个底朝天的mm <IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.resized) this.style.cursor='hand';" onclick="if(this.resized) {window.open(this.src);}" src="http://images.5460.net/data2/bbs/00/27/03//731327.jpg" onloadload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window 
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作者: 安眠药 时间: 2005-4-17 02:41
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