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标题: 转载：这就是女人 [打印本页]
作者: fxl    时间: 2005-3-21 11:31
标题: 转载：这就是女人
&nbsp;女人<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;kiss&nbsp;her,&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;not&nbsp;a&nbsp;gentleman<BR>如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t,&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;not&nbsp;a&nbsp;man<BR>可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉！<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;praise&nbsp;her,&nbsp;she&nbsp;thinks&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;lying<BR>如果你赞美她，她会认为你只是在奉承她<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t,&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;good&nbsp;for&nbsp;nothing<BR>但要是你不赞美她，那你就一无是处了！<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;agree&nbsp;to&nbsp;all&nbsp;her&nbsp;likes,&nbsp;she&nbsp;is&nbsp;abusing<BR>如果你对她的话完全同意，那她就会没完没了<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t,&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;not&nbsp;understanding<BR>要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不了解<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;make&nbsp;romance,&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;an&nbsp;&#39;experienced&nbsp;man&#39;<BR>假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;half&nbsp;a&nbsp;man<BR>如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;visit&nbsp;her&nbsp;too&nbsp;often,&nbsp;she&nbsp;thinks&nbsp;it&nbsp;is&nbsp;boring<BR>如果你太常去找她，她会觉得烦腻<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t,&nbsp;she&nbsp;accuses&nbsp;you&nbsp;of&nbsp;double&nbsp;crossing<BR>但是如果你不去找她，她会责备你欺骗她的感情<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;well&nbsp;dressed,&nbsp;she&nbsp;says&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;a&nbsp;playboy<BR>你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t,&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;a&nbsp;dull&nbsp;boy<BR>穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;jealous,&nbsp;she&nbsp;says&nbsp;it&#39;s&nbsp;bad<BR>如果你吃醋，她会说这样是不对的<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t&nbsp;,&nbsp;she&nbsp;thinks&nbsp;you&nbsp;do&nbsp;not&nbsp;love&nbsp;her<BR>可是如果你完全不吃醋，她又会认为你根本不爱她<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;attempt&nbsp;a&nbsp;romance,&nbsp;she&nbsp;says&nbsp;you&nbsp;didn&#39;t&nbsp;respect&nbsp;her<BR>你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;don&#39;t,&nbsp;she&nbsp;thinks&nbsp;you&nbsp;do&nbsp;not&nbsp;like&nbsp;her<BR>但要是你一直规规矩矩的，她又会觉得你不喜欢她<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;a&nbsp;minute&nbsp;late,&nbsp;she&nbsp;complains&nbsp;it&#39;s&nbsp;hard&nbsp;to&nbsp;wait<BR>你若是迟到一分钟，她会抱怨等的多累多苦<BR>If&nbsp;she&nbsp;is&nbsp;late,&nbsp;she&nbsp;says&nbsp;that&#39;s&nbsp;a&nbsp;girl&#39;s&nbsp;way<BR>要是她自己迟到了，她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;visit&nbsp;another,&nbsp;she&nbsp;accuses&nbsp;you&nbsp;of&nbsp;being&nbsp;a&nbsp;heel<BR>如果你去找你的朋友，她会说你像跟屁虫<BR>If&nbsp;she&nbsp;is&nbsp;visited&nbsp;by&nbsp;another,&nbsp;&#39;oh&nbsp;it&#39;s&nbsp;natural,&nbsp;we&nbsp;are&nbsp;girls&#39;<BR>如果是她，她会说"喔，这很自然啊，女孩子都是这样"<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;kiss&nbsp;her&nbsp;once&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;while,&nbsp;she&nbsp;professes&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;cold<BR>如果你飞快的吻她一下，她会到处说你这人很冷漠<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;kiss&nbsp;her&nbsp;too&nbsp;many,&nbsp;she&nbsp;yells&nbsp;that&nbsp;you&nbsp;are&nbsp;taking&nbsp;advantage<BR>如果你吻太多了，她会大叫说你吃她豆腐<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;fail&nbsp;to&nbsp;help&nbsp;her&nbsp;in&nbsp;crossing&nbsp;the&nbsp;street,&nbsp;you&nbsp;lack&nbsp;ethics<BR>如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她，那你这人缺乏道德<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;do,&nbsp;she&nbsp;thinks&nbsp;it&#39;s&nbsp;just&nbsp;one&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;man&#39;s&nbsp;tactics<BR>要是你小心照顾她过马路，她又会说这是男人的花招<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;stare&nbsp;at&nbsp;other,&nbsp;she&nbsp;accuses&nbsp;you&nbsp;of&nbsp;flirting<BR>你若是凝视某个女人，她会指责你是到处对女生调情<BR>If&nbsp;she&nbsp;is&nbsp;stared&nbsp;by&nbsp;others,&nbsp;she&nbsp;says&nbsp;that&nbsp;they&nbsp;are&nbsp;just&nbsp;admiring<BR>如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她会说他们只是欣赏而已<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;talk,&nbsp;she&nbsp;wants&nbsp;you&nbsp;to&nbsp;listen<BR>如果你跟她说话，她希望你只要听就好<BR>If&nbsp;you&nbsp;listen,&nbsp;she&nbsp;wants&nbsp;you&nbsp;to&nbsp;talk<BR>如果你只倾听，她又要你跟她说话<BR>Oh&nbsp;God!&nbsp;you&nbsp;created&nbsp;those&nbsp;creature&nbsp;called&nbsp;"WOMAN&#39;<BR>上天啊，你创照了这些叫做女人的生物<BR>So&nbsp;simple,&nbsp;yet&nbsp;so&nbsp;complex<BR>既简单又复杂<BR>So&nbsp;weak,&nbsp;yet&nbsp;so&nbsp;powerful<BR>如此柔弱，却又如此强悍<BR>So&nbsp;confusing,&nbsp;yet&nbsp;so&nbsp;desirable<BR>让人又恼又爱<BR>"O&nbsp;LORD,&nbsp;tell&nbsp;me&nbsp;what&nbsp;to&nbsp;do.&nbsp;AMEN"<BR>神啊，请告诉我该怎麽做。阿门！&nbsp;&nbsp;<BR>
作者: 追风    时间: 2005-3-21 11:37
晕了~
作者: fxl    时间: 2005-3-21 11:48
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作者: 音乐天使    时间: 2005-3-21 12:27
这么复杂呀？
作者: 倒记时    时间: 2005-3-21 15:40
<><IMG src="http://www.400.com.cn/images/Emotions/24.gif">唐僧和你有什么亲戚关系？？？？？？？？？？？</P><>&nbsp;</P>



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