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标题: 瘦不是美∶〕哈哈~ [打印本页]

作者: 前生树 时间: 2005-3-16 11:32
标题: 瘦不是美∶〕哈哈~
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork. Tom is so thin, he can dodge raindrops. She is so thin, she swallowed a meatball and was thought she was pregnant. He looks like a stick with ears. She is so skinny ,when she wears a red red dress, people think she is a thermometer. She is so skinny, if she had dreads, i 'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. He is so skinny, when he rurns sideways and sticks out his tongue he looks like a zipper. You are so light i huffed and you got caught for speeding.

作者: 漂泊 时间: 2005-3-16 11:33
<IMG src="http://www.400.com.cn/images/Emotions/65.gif">呀吗歹````

作者: 小米 时间: 2005-3-16 12:04
瘦就有这么恐怖吗？不认同。

作者: 前生树 时间: 2005-3-16 12:09
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>幽默一下幽默

作者: 天堂鸟 时间: 2005-3-16 12:14
嘿嘿，偶又省钱了，偶就差个拖把竿子。

作者: 天养 时间: 2005-3-16 12:33
吃滴没文化的苦<IMG src="http://www.400.com.cn/images/Emotions/74.gif">

作者: 这样也好 时间: 2005-3-16 12:40
<BLOCKQUOTE>引用：<HR>原文由 天养 发表于 2005-3-16 12:33:28 : 吃滴没文化的苦<IMG src="http://www.400.com.cn/images/Emotions/74.gif"> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>恩跟你一式，哈大专呢。

作者: 前生树 时间: 2005-3-16 12:40
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>中文如下∶<

>她身上的衣服就像被扔在干草叉上。<

>Tom太瘦了，他在雨中，雨是淋不到他的。<

>她太瘦了，她吞下一个肉丸子就被认为是怀孕了。<

>他看起来就像一根长着两只耳朵的棍子。<

>她太瘦了，当她穿着一件红衣服时，人们以为她是支温度计。<

>她太瘦了，她害怕我会抓着她的脚踝，用她来拖地。<

>他真是瘦得皮包骨，如果他侧着身子，伸出舌头，那简直就是一根拉链<

>你太轻了，我轻轻吹口气，你就因超速行驶而被捉。

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