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标题: 乔治布什的智商还不是一般“高”啊 [打印本页]
作者: 前生树    时间: 2005-3-16 11:20
标题: 乔治布什的智商还不是一般“高”啊
<TABLE cellSpacing=6 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>需要指出的是:&nbsp;胡(hu)和英语（who)同音,是的长官(yes&nbsp;sir)和阿拉法特的名字亚瑟尔(Yassir)同音,咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音,赖斯和大米是一个词Rice.&nbsp;<BR>Hu&nbsp;Jintao&nbsp;was&nbsp;named&nbsp;chief&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;Communist&nbsparty&nbsp;in&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>胡锦涛被任命为中共总书记&nbsp;<BR><BR>SCENE:&nbsp;The&nbsp;Oval&nbsp;Office.&nbsp;George&nbsp;Bush&nbsp;and&nbsp;Condolezza&nbsp;Rice.&nbsp;<BR>(场景)&nbsp;椭圆形办公室,&nbsp;乔治布什和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Condi!&nbsp;Nice&nbsp;to&nbsp;see&nbsp;you.&nbsp;What&#39;s&nbsp;happening?&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;康迪(赖斯)!&nbsp;很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了?&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Sir,&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;the&nbsp;report&nbsp;about&nbsp;the&nbsp;new&nbsp;leader&nbsp;of&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Great.&nbsp;Let&#39;s&nbsp;hear&nbsp;it.&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;好极了,我们一起来听听!&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Hu&nbsp;is&nbsp;the&nbsp;new&nbsp;leader&nbsp;of&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;胡（谁）是中国的新领导人&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;That&#39;s&nbsp;what&nbsp;I&nbsp;want&nbsp;to&nbsp;know.&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;这就是我要知道的&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;That&#39;s&nbsp;what&nbsp;I&#39;m&nbsp;telling&nbsp;you.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;这就是我要告诉你的&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;That&#39;s&nbsp;what&nbsp;I&#39;m&nbsp;asking&nbsp;you.&nbsp;Who&nbsp;is&nbsp;the&nbsp;new&nbsp;leader&nbsp;of&nbsp;China?&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;这就是我要问你的,?&nbsp;谁(胡)是中国的新领导人?&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Yes.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;是的&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;I&nbsp;mean&nbsp;the&nbsp;fella&#39;s&nbsp;name.&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;我是说那个人的名字&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Hu.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;胡(谁)？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;The&nbsp;guy&nbsp;in&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;那个在中国的人&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Hu.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;胡(谁)？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;The&nbsp;new&nbsp;leader&nbsp;of&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;中国的新领导人!&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Hu.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;胡(谁)？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;The&nbsp;Chinese!&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;那个中国人!&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Hu&nbsp;is&nbsp;leading&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;胡(谁)领导中国？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Now&nbsp;whaddya&#39;&nbsp;asking&nbsp;me&nbsp;for?&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;啊?现在是你问我了?&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;I&#39;m&nbsp;telling&nbsp;you&nbsp;Hu&nbsp;is&nbsp;leading&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;我在告诉你,&nbsp;胡（谁）在领导中国&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Well,&nbsp;I&#39;m&nbsp;asking&nbsp;you.&nbsp;Who&nbsp;is&nbsp;leading&nbsp;China?&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;我在问你,&nbsp;胡（谁）在领导中国?&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;That&#39;s&nbsp;the&nbsp;man&#39;s&nbsp;name.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;就是那人的名字&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;That&#39;s&nbsp;whose&nbsp;name?&nbsp;<BR>布什:&nbsp;就是?&nbsp;谁(胡)的名字?&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Yes.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:&nbsp;是的&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Will&nbsp;you&nbsp;or&nbsp;will&nbsp;you&nbsp;not&nbsp;tell&nbsp;me&nbsp;the&nbsp;name&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;new&nbsp;leader&nbsp;of&nbsp;China?&nbsp;<BR>布什:　你到底愿不愿意告诉我?&nbsp;谁(胡)是中国的领导人?&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Yes&nbsp;sir.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯:　是的,长官（亚瑟尔）&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Yassir?&nbsp;You&nbsp;mean&nbsp;Arafat&nbsp;is&nbsp;in&nbsp;China?&nbsp;I&nbsp;thought&nbsp;he&nbsp;was&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;Middle&nbsp;East.&nbsp;<BR>布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;That&#39;s&nbsp;correct.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：没错&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Then&nbsp;who&nbsp;is&nbsp;in&nbsp;China?&nbsp;<BR>布什：那么?&nbsp;谁（胡）在中国？&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Yes,&nbsp;sir&nbsp;(Yassir).&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Yassir&nbsp;is&nbsp;in&nbsp;China?&nbsp;<BR>布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;No,&nbsp;sir.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：不，长官&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Then&nbsp;who&nbsp;is?&nbsp;<BR>布什：那么?&nbsp;谁（胡）在？&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Yes,&nbsp;sir.&nbsp;（Yassir)&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Yassir?&nbsp;<BR>布什：亚瑟尔？&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;No,&nbsp;sir&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：不，长官.&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Look,&nbsp;Condi.&nbsp;I&nbsp;need&nbsp;to&nbsp;know&nbsp;the&nbsp;name&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;new&nbsp;leader&nbsp;of&nbsp;China.&nbsp;Get&nbsp;me&nbsp;the&nbsp;Secretary&nbsp;General&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;U.N.&nbsp;on&nbsp;the&nbsp;phone.&nbsp;I&nbsp;bet&nbsp;he&nbsp;knows.&nbsp;<BR>布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我觉得他会知道．&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Kofi?&nbsp;(Coffee)&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：科费（咖啡）？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;No,&nbsp;thanks.&nbsp;<BR>布什：不，谢谢&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;You&nbsp;want&nbsp;Kofi?　&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;No.&nbsp;<BR>布什：不！！&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;You&nbsp;don&#39;t&nbsp;want&nbsp;Kofi.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡）&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;No.&nbsp;But&nbsp;now&nbsp;that&nbsp;you&nbsp;mention&nbsp;it,&nbsp;I&nbsp;could&nbsp;use&nbsp;a&nbsp;glass&nbsp;of&nbsp;milk.&nbsp;And&nbsp;then&nbsp;get&nbsp;me&nbsp;the&nbsp;U.N.&nbsp;<BR>布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要加牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Yes,&nbsp;sir.&nbsp;(Yassir)&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Not&nbsp;Yassir!&nbsp;The&nbsp;guy&nbsp;at&nbsp;the&nbsp;U.N.&nbsp;<BR>布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Kofi?&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：科费（咖啡）？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;No,&nbsp;milk!&nbsp;Will&nbsp;you&nbsp;please&nbsp;make&nbsp;the&nbsp;call?&nbsp;<BR>布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Call&nbsp;who?&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：给?&nbsp;谁打？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Who&nbsp;is&nbsp;the&nbsp;guy&nbsp;at&nbsp;the&nbsp;U.N?&nbsp;<BR>布什：&nbsp;谁（胡）是联合国的头？&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Hu&nbsp;is&nbsp;the&nbsp;guy&nbsp;in&nbsp;China.&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Will&nbsp;you&nbsp;stay&nbsp;out&nbsp;of&nbsp;China?!&nbsp;<BR>布什：你能不能不提中国了？！&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Yes,&nbsp;sir.&nbsp;（Yassir)&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;And&nbsp;stay&nbsp;out&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;Middle&nbsp;East!&nbsp;Just&nbsp;get&nbsp;me&nbsp;the&nbsp;guy&nbsp;at&nbsp;the&nbsp;U.N!&nbsp;<BR>布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Kofi?&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：科费（咖啡）？&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;All&nbsp;right!&nbsp;Light&nbsp;with&nbsp;sugar.&nbsp;Now&nbsp;get&nbsp;on&nbsp;the&nbsp;phone.&nbsp;<BR>布什：好啦,&nbsp;加一点糖，然后去打电话&nbsp;<BR>?BR&gt;(Condi&nbsp;picks&nbsp;up&nbsp;the&nbsp;phone.)&nbsp;<BR>（赖斯拿起电话）&nbsp;<BR>Condi:&nbsp;Rice&nbsp;here&nbsp;<BR>赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭）&nbsp;<BR>George:&nbsp;Rice?&nbsp;Good&nbsp;idea.&nbsp;And&nbsp;a&nbsp;couple&nbsp;of&nbsp;egg&nbsp;rolls,&nbsp;too.&nbsp;<BR>布什：米饭？好主意，在来点鸡蛋吧！<BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
作者: 千寻布玛    时间: 2005-3-16 11:29
<>沙发</P><p>［此帖子已被 千寻布玛 在 2005-3-16 11:29:26 编辑过］
作者: mood    时间: 2005-3-16 11:29
头昏~
作者: 随心所遇    时间: 2005-3-16 11:40
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作者: 前生树    时间: 2005-3-16 11:46
<>楼上两位看不懂吗？</P><>其实很简单的</P><>就是一个幽默的谐音故事</P>
作者: WTC    时间: 2005-3-16 12:11
楼主的头像很靓啊!
作者: 前生树    时间: 2005-3-16 19:08
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作者: 同去同去    时间: 2005-3-16 23:52
好玩，谢谢



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